The Abyss (9/25/05): I liked it because of all of the suits that you dive in and because of all the floods and my favorite part was the creatures that lived underwater. I also liked it because of the big big big ditch. (Ditch?) Yeah, ditch. (Trench?) Yeah. That's all. (What about the suits did you like?) That they could keep air in you.
The Accidental Spy (1/17/06): I liked it because of all the fights and I also liked it because of ...um... of Jackie Chan. My favorite part was the cross that was hanging off of the chain necklace. (why?) I'm not sure. (you don't know why the cross was your favorite part?) No (It wasn't because it had a stamp?) *shakes head* It was about Jackie Chan in Hong Kong and he meant (met) met these people Young and someone I don't remember the name of. And that's all. (When he met these people, what happened?) They both got in trouble at different times though, in the movie. (Why did they get in trouble?) ok, one of them owned people money (owed) owed people money and the other person worked for that same guy. There.
Addams Family (4/13/05): I like Addams Family. Cause it's most deadly and unusual. Cause of the clock which had Pugsley. Pugsley was hanging his sister and because they were trying to kill themselves.
The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen (8/23/05): I liked it because it was all funny. I liked the ending and I liked the baby (hee) and I also liked the big fish. (me: What baby? Zoe: At the end ['duh' tone of voice]. She was holding the baby.)
The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai (1/22/06): I liked it because Electroids and I also liked it because of Buckaroo Banzai and I liked it because of the little ball thingie that came out from the tree and it - the thing had teeth. My favorite part was the club and that's all. (What was it about?) Buckaroo Banzai and the electroids just fighting and the black electroids and the red electroids just made me think of checkers because the pieces are red and black.
The Adventures Of Mark Twain (1/22/06): I liked it because of the big ship or-uh- the hot air ballon, whatever. And I liked it because of the part where um the they went to the person who said he was an angel and his name was satan and I liked it because of the part where they made a castle out of sand and he wrecked it by making the people all like die and go into this big earthquake and it was really coooolll. That's all. (What was it about?!) It was about them going tooo... Haley comet. My favorite part was when the guy who like killed the two guy-I mean the guy and he- and he just made the guy into a coffin and so it was really just empty. That's all.
The Adventures Of Shark Boy And Lava Girl In 3-D (6/14/05): I like shark boy and lava girl because that they save the world and because I thought it was funny. Also because that shark boy lava girl came to life.
Ah My Goddess (1/24/06): I liked it because of Belldandy and I liked it because of ... I liked it because of the um... umumumum..... the... the part where they sing and I liked it because of ... the part she sings that song at the club. It was about Goddesses going all over Earth to make the children happy. It was also about Belldandy and this little boy that liked each other alooooooot and I liked it because of that part where the guy takes over the little boy and then becomes him and then takes out the red webshirt inside Belldandy. He takes it and swirls it around and it makes that big tree in the Earth. That's all. [Review dictated over staticy phone]
Appleseed (1988) (2/5/06): It was about this boy and um his wife um killed himself I mean killed herself by throwing herself out the window of her apartment. And the apartment was really really high. I liked it because of um the um robot guy and the uh girl and I liked it because of all the fighting and stuff and I liked it because of the bird and I liked it because of ... I like it because of um the um whose his name again dad? (who?) I don't know! I can't remember. (I'm not just going to list every character though!) OH! I remember. Sebastian. Sebastian. It's really hard to pronounce. That's all. (So, the movie was only about a girl falling?) Nnnnooooooo.... ... I do not know what to say (What was it about?) I already told that, didn't I dad? Well, that was just how the movie started I gueeesss. How about what's my favorite part? (Ok) Cause my favorite part wassss the beginning of the movie which was her falling - I don't know why it is, it just is. (Why were people fighting?) mmmmm, That's because ... um ... fighting because um of the guy Sebastian I guess? That's all.
Appleseed (2004) (6/27/05): I liked it because the battles and because Appleseed could save what's her name again? Dad you don't have to write that. Dad you don't have to... Not talking about the story right now. Dad... And also because de-la-la-la-la-la ... Briareos could be reborn and reborn. That's all.
Asterix And Obelix In Britain (4/5/07): It was about Asterix and Obelix find-getting a magic potion to defeat the Romans. And the Romans want that magic potion because it makes them strong. My favorite part was when the dog drank the magic potion and beat up the other dog. I liked the movie because it was very funny because of um Asterix - he keeps, like, when Romans are near or pirates are near he's like 'Oh Romans, goodygoodygoody' or 'Pirates! Goodygoodygoody!' Ummm... (So, did they have any trouble transporting the potion?) Oh yes, umm when when um Asterix had - got off the cart it um and then someone came and took their cart. *yawn* Dad, is that good? (A bit thin) mm. (How was it compared to the live action movie?) I thought it was funnier. It was better than the live action. (Why, besides 'funnier'?) uhhhh... I don't really know why. ...... Well, the live action has actually one part better than the cartoon version where the girl gets multiplied. And I also didn't like the cartoon because it was shorter than the live action one it felt like. So, some ways it's better, some ways it's not.
Asterix Et Obelix Contre Cesar (10/18/05): I liked it because of all the fighting and because of the long beard and my favorite part was alll the funny parts. (Like what?) Like ... when all the people were slapping each other with rawww fish. That's all. (Aww, some more?) Maybe. Ok. (*Starts telling part of the ending*) (Oh, you don't want to go into the ending.) And because of the end. (What else?) I don't know. ok, That's all.
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes (12-20-05) It was about tomatoes attacking the world which is why they call it attack of the killer tomatoes. I liked it because of all the tomatoes and the part near the ending (heeheeheehe) I don't know why I'm laughing but let's get back to the review. Ummm.... I really don't know what to say. (What was your favorite part?) The tomatoes of course (What about them?) them attacking the world (Like how?) uhhh Eating them. And though we didn't get to see the tomatoes eating them. (We didn't see tomatoes eating?) Nope. We didn't see them actually eating the thing. I also liked it when he said to the tomatoes 'could someone please pass the ketchup??' but he noticed that he was with tomatoes and-ketchup-is-made-out-of-tommaattooeessssss. Aaannnddd I think that's all.
Austin Powers (5/30/06): It was about Austin Powers - he has been frozen for thirty years. And when he gets - when he's not frozen anymore, he's just wondering what it's like now because he's been frozen for all this time. The plot was um Mr. Evil chasing Austin Powers and he keeps on freezing himself. And then the cat got bald. My favorite part was when Austin Powers starts spinning the bed. And that's mostly it.
The Avengers (2/28/06): It was about a spy who's trying to um find out um who did um who blew up the um building. (*Big talk about what can be put in the review, many false starts with late movie plot points given away*) And it was about a big adventure. And it was about um a big mission I guess. (What was the mission?) To find out who blew up that one building. So Mrs. Peel went on an adventure with Steed. My favorite part was when they were having tea in the car - I thought that was COOL! And I liked it because of the globes that have the different weathers in it. AND I liked it because of um the globe that show you what like what weather it was and it showed all that wind - the globe that I liked best is the tornado. That is all.
Batman Begins (6/19/05): I liked it because Batman could fly and because the mask came to life.
Battlestar Gallactica (pilot version) (7/6 + 7/12/05): I liked it because of the ships. I also liked it because of Muffet! hrmmm Also because of all the battles.
The Beatles: Yellow Submarine (12/4/05): I liked it because of all the songs and it was about a town called Peppertown and the Blue Meanies attacked and turned everything grey. So then the hand was chasing some other things like people or dogs or just anything and he was Smashing the stuff and tried to smash the guys but couldn't. I also liked the Nowhere man. I liked it because of all the monsters and when they went back in time and when they went to much forward too much forward that they grew big huge beards and long hair. (and it had king kong) yeah. heeheehee
Beetlejuice (3/12/07): It was about two people who got killed going the on the way back to um their house from the store because they they crashed um through a wall of a bridge and fell into the water and the car sunk. And so, they find out all these weird things happening - that there's life beyond the dead. And they find out they have this book - oh, what's the name of it? Dad? (Don't worry about every detail, it can be a bit more generalized). Ok. And they found out - they looked in the mirror - you couldn't see them. So, they're kinda like a vampire. mmmm... And the book told them how to get ta places like there's this appointment place which I think is really funny because you have to wair fer um five thousand million years or something. And they're really weird people. You had undead football players and a guy with a shrunken head, a guy who's smoking and you could see his skeleton, a guy who was flat, and other weird people. And they found out about Betelgeuse who was living in the model graveyard cause they built a model of their neighborhood - the two people. That is all for the summary. (So, they're dead and have no problems?) They do have problems - they don't like being dead and there are people who have moved into their house and there's this girl who could see the ghosts but no one else could. My favorite part was um when they went in - into the appointment place and they had to wait for a really really long time. And my other favorite part was when you couldn't see 'em in the mirror. That's all.
Blazing Saddles (4/19/05): I like Blazing Saddle. Because it was both good bad and crazy. Also, because of the happy ending.
The Blues Brothers (9/4/05): I liked it because it was very very cool! And also becasue of all the music. And I also liked it because of the ending. (me: requested more specifics) I liked it when all the um explosions happened. That's alllll.
Buck Rogers In The 25th Century (1/24/07): um It was about a guy who had a crash in outer space who was dead for a long time. Then these people came and made him come back to life. And so when he came back to life, he found out that there like these new... alien stuff. In... in where he lived. He because he lived in Chicago and when he tried when he flew back to Earth it was completely different. Good summary? (What was the conflict?) What's a conflict? (Was there a problem that neede solving?) Well, there's these pirates attacking these other people and the people that lived in on Earth, the aliens, um got mad at him and thought he was a spy. That was the problem. (So, no alien space craft coming?) Alien space crafts fighting in space. Yeah. um... I just not good at *mummble* My favorite part was when they gave him too much medicine and he was all drugged and funny. The ailens gave him medicine. um... tha-That's all. (Anything you didn't like?) mmm... At the beginning I didn't really wanna watch it but I got over that. (Why?) Just boring. Dead guy in outer space - someone brought him back to life. ok. I'm done.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (4/29/06): It was about this cheerleader girl - her name was Buffy. And there's this guy whose name was Marek and um he told her about like that she was the chosen one a long time ago and she was suppossed to be a vampire fighter. I like it because of the part where one of the guys like pulllls the vampire's arm off. My favorite part was when the guy's friend turned into a vampire and he was floating. uh That's all.
A Bug's Life (9/4/06): It was about bugs. One was really crazy which was Flick. He always messes things up. So they sent him on a crazy adventure to find bigger bugs so he won't be there to mess anything up. He got circus bugs on accident because they were playing a play to just scare off the flies. My favorite part was when um one of the flies 'why don't you tell our pal thud! *poom* what you told us at the circus last night?' I liked it because Flick always made these craaAAZZZzzyyy inventions and because he always goes off to help the colony win when all he does is disturb the colony of ants. ok. That's all.
Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie (6/29/05): I liked it because Arrow. And I liked it because of the girl that wanted her spirit to get free. Also because of the water-fighting. That's allll.
Cars (6/11/06): It was about a racecar called Lighting McQueen. He need-he wanted to win the trophy. And so he - even the - the - he did not get tires in the middle of the race, but then his tires like blew up - two of them, and so he used his tongue to cross the finish line first, and that's how he won. But then, when he was going to the other race, his uh his car driver Mack he took him there, fell asleep, and the bumping made one of his things fall, hit the opening device - The door opened, Lightning McQueen fell out, and he was trying to catch Mack, then he got to... a place called Radiator Spring. And that's how he That's where he went and stayed there for awhile but the other guys thought he was missing, and he was. And so he kept on thinking th- er- ok, nevermind. I liked it because of allll the funny parts, allll the just weird parts. It was just way funny! And I think the person who reads that [this] should really see it.
Casino Royale (3/5-6/06): I liked it because IT WAS CRAAZZzzzyyy. Annndd because of the psychedlic. It was about this guy named James Bond and he finds her daughter at this temple of the Buddha. Um My favorite part was when all the girls were dancing and they made all that confetti fly up. I think it was so so so crazy! It was fun watching it and I really like psychedlic. I liked it because of the psychedelic stuff too. Dwow-da-wow-woowww. *Shrug* That's all I can think of.
The Cat Returns (2/27/07): It was about a girl who uh was having lots of trouble and um this cat voice told her to go to the cat Baron. And the cats took her away to the cat kingdom because the king wants to prince to marry her. My favorite part was when uh um can't remember his name... what's the big fat cat's name? (Starts with an M) Mooto (Muta) Muta ok, when Muta just started looking at the treats and going hmmmm and then he started eating all the treats! That was so funny. That's all. (What kind of trouble was the girl having?) (We have a talk about reviews, how lately they've been going off track, about how you start with a good summary, then go into the criticism. Then we start over) It was about a girl (do you remember her name?) Ummm, no. Oru I think? (note: it's Haru) ...who was having lot of tro-- no that's the same thing. rrmmmm... (What did she do to start the story moving?) She saved a cat - a cat prince (and how did that make the story start?) Aause the whole movie's about cats annnd she had to save the cat to go see one of the servants told her she could go to the cat kingdom to get married to the prince because she saved it. (That's good? Bad?) Good. (Good to get married to a cat?) Well, no, she didn't like it, but I liked the movie. (So, what did she do about it?) Went to the cat bureau. (It's based on a book called Baron - is there even a character named Baron in this??) Yesss. And he tried to help Oru to um not go the kingdom and not get kidnapped. (ok.) I liked when Muta ate all the um food all the treats - all the refreshments I mean. um And he's like oooo and then he shoves a piece of cake in his mouth. And I liked all of it, so I don't have a part I didn't like. That's all.
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (7/27/05): I liked it because everything was eatible and I also liked it because of the glass elevator. And I liked everything else. That's all
Charlie's Angels (5/21/06): It was about these three girls and they fight bad guys. Now there was this one bad guy and these other bad guys were working with him and they said that they were going (*snip* Plot point given away) It was about um Charlie and the three girls fighting lots of bad guys. And they have to catch them all or else their friends are going to get killed or something. And there's this really cool part where um the guy shoots the bullet and it's all sllloow motion and it's all cool and it shoots the girl out the window and she's left hanging by her gown on a sharp piece of glass. And she falls but she's ok. That's about it. (Favorite part?) Don't have one. Or it's too close to the ending.
Chicken Little (11/13/05): It was about a chicken who thought the sky was falling. When the movie just figures out they're space ships. And they um have a friend called fish and a biiiiig pig and a duck. And the fish when he gets the um thing that turns invis-- blends in, he puts it on the duck's legs and feet and then puts it on himself. And I liked it because it was funny. (repeats this to herself) And I liked it because of the ending. That. Is all.
A Chinese Odyssey Part One: Pandora's Box (6/20/06): It was about the Monkey King - he did not follow the rules and so he was turned into a human and found a place where he could be so he could be a robber and then the two devils that knew about him wanted to capture him. And then he found out. And they had to go through a lot of hard work and especially for um the Monkey King because she had (whoa, now you're getting into the ending) Oh. Rewind! Rewind! So, they had to battle the Ox King and this was referencing Dragon Ball. Well, Dragon Ball was referencing it. And that's what it's about. And that's just what I would like to say. (Did you like it?) Yeah. (Why?) Because it was coool and funny and yeah. (Why was it cool and funny?) Ok, it was just funny. (Why??) Because - the girl was crying and she just wanted attention and so she just put his hands on her back because that's what was going to do but yeah, get the point? To whoever's going to read this? (What was your favorite part?) I don't have one. ....Yet. That's all.
A Chinese Odyssey Part Two: Cinderella (6/21/06): It was about th- The Monkey King - he wasn't so nice at first. And so he was turned into a human. And he never knew it until the middle of the movie. Well, he stole the Pandora box, which would go back in time and it's powered up by the moon. And so, when he was ahuman, he was allowed ta like love but when he's the Monkey King he was not - he couldn't have human desires. And that's what it's about. And he many little monkies and he's afraid of bugs. That's all. (Favorite part?) Don't have one - like all of it (like what?) Everything! So, like, where he's all like "Bugs?! At least I have lots of minimonkies! wheeew!" Ok! That'ssss all.
The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe (12/25/05): It was about the lion the witch and the wardrobe. The wardrobe had a magical world inside it. In the magical world, there's a witch and a lion. And there are centaurs. It was about two girls and two boys who found a magical world inside a wardrobe. I liked it because of the magical world Narnia. I also liked it because of the boys and the girls and ... I don't know now what to say.
City Hunter (5/22/06): It was about Jackie Chan - his partner died so he had to take care of his cousin and then she was his partner and they started fighting together. My favorite part was when he starts using the metal things to block. And this is the most do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do *shows with arms* (Explains how people reading can't see hand motions) I liked it because it was funny. And plus - lots of aaccttiiiiooonnn. And Jackie Chan! Ummm... (What was his mission?) His mission was to get the other guy's um daughter. And catch um Colonel. That's all.
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (9/12/06): It was about aliens. And UFOs coming to Earth. And I think people who like aliens should see this movie. um... Well it was about flying saucers and aliens so let's get on. I liked it because of the flying saucers and everything went cra-a-azy. S-- And um I liked it because of the little tiny boooooy and that he and and one part he was smashing the baby doll to bits. Which was his sister. ...'s. Ok, Dad, can you help me? Please? (So, it was about UFOs... what about them?) With aliens in them (Duh... what was the plot?) To get the baby boy from the aliens? Not exactly baby but toddler I mean. (What about the man?) He was just going nuts to the wife and he made a mountain in his living room and at first it's just throwing dirt and bricks and trees and plants in kitchen. It was funny and the boy's like 'next can you throw dirt in my room?' ok. I'm done.
The Corpse Bride (9/23/05): I liked it because of all the dead people and my favorite part was the ending. I also liked it because of the underground and I also liked it because of Emily. That's all.
Cutey Honey (5/15-16/06): It was about this super hero and her name was Cutey Honey and um she - for the first part she - she was sitting in a bath and then all of a sudden um her grandfather calls and she has to defeat um silver claw? And she did HonnnneyFLASH but she didn't have enough energy so she had to go out into the city with a trash bag on her and undies. To buy some like lots and lots of energy drinks and uh um dad what are those called again? (Onigiri) onigiri - she got lots and lots of onigiri. And uh that's about it. (Ok, that's what the first 10 minutes were about. What about the movie in general?) Well, she also had to defeat these other people and Sister Jill was the mistress of them. (Why did she have to fight them?) Because apparantly they were coming after her. (Why?) ... I'm not quite sure. But they did capture her um grandfather. Ummm... Um my favorite part was um seeing the um part where the girl um like her face turns into a skull and she shoots out this big yellow missle into the buildings and it's so cool! Like *bwoosh*! I guess that's all I'd like to say dad.
Dalek Invasion Of Earth 2150 (4/25/06): I liked it because of the Daalllleeks... And because of the Doctor - he's nicer than the other one. Aannnnnd um *snap snap* ... And because of ... Susan ... (Zoe, what was the movie about?) It was about the Daleks invading Earth and the Robomen uh ... And because of the part that was really near the beginning - they turn around and see a Dalek behind them and there's Robomen in front of them and the end up getting caught anyway. And in the ship one of the parts in where they try making the Doctor into a Roboman. That's.. That's all.
Dr. Who And The Daleks (4/18/06): I liked it because it was funny. Ian was the funniest. It was about the Daleks and Dr. Who's en-en-in-vention. Um The Daleks are the bad guys. And th-they just discovered a city and that's how they found out about the Daleks. My favorite part was the flower. Ummm ...Uh ... I guess that's it.
Dracula Dead And Loving It (8/9/05): I liked it because of when the girl was like ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. And also because ofthecastle! mm-mmm That's all.
Dragonball: Sleeping Princess In Devil's Castle (6/27/06): It was about Goku. His mission was to find the sleeping princess - now he thought it was an actual person, but it's really just a big, bright jewel. So, they searched for the Devil's castle where it was, and they all got in trouble. [starts going into ending] Well, I guess I should go to what I like then if that goes into the ending. ok, I liked it because mmm it - of the the cave, the castle I mean. Annnnnnd because it was funnny. And I think whoever reads this is going to chose 'I guess I should see the movie.' (Why should they se eit?) It's funnny, and ...yeah, it's really funny and... cool. That's all. (Why cool?) The cave is. I mean the castle - sorry.
Dragon Fist (7/24/06): It was about Jackie figh- figh-- getting revenge because another class killed his teacher. And so, um, he went over to get revenge but he said he was sorry and so he didn't get his revenge. So that's what it's about. I liked it because of allthecoolfighting and stuff. Like when Jackie's in Rage fight! And that was my favorite part - when Jackie's in Rage fight. That's all.
Dragonslayer (6/19-20/06): It was about a-this- boy who wanted to be a sorcerer and when his master died, he was able to do magic with his necklace. And huhhhh, that's mostly what it's about. And so he's the magic to block up the entrance of the dragon so there wouldn't be any more lottery. (Dragon? Lottery? You never mentioned those!) Yeah! (What dragon? What lottery?) They (who?) The King picks out a name of one of the girls and ties them up on a pole and there's a cave with a dragon in it that comes out and burns them. I liked it because it was cool and funny! (Funny? Like what?) Ok, just not really funny. Girl disguised as a boy ever since she was born - isn't that... well, just because of the lottery, but most girls haven't gotten burnt, so... yeah. Annnnd that's all.
Enter The Dragon (6/4-5/06): It was about Bruce Lee had to get revenge from his for his sister from a big buff yellow [costume] guy. And he also had to go to a ring and defeat the other guy. The owner. And so he did. And that's what it was about. Now, the plot was to get revenge for his sister. (Zoe, what it was about and the plot are the same thing) Oh. Ok. I liked it - don't have a favorite part Because Of All The Cool Martial Arts! That's it.
Explorers (10/12/06): It was about three children and one of them was a scientist. He found out how to make this computerized bubble thing. Then they found out how to travel to space in that bubble. I liked it because of when the bubble first arrived - it was really cool when you just saw it. (why?) It looked pretty. I also liked it because of the aliens. And it was so funny when the guy tried to get up to the - went up to the window I mean and something she- He had a crush onnnn and he just didn't want to get down. He's like "she's on her bed I think writing in her diary" Yeah. So that's all really.
Fantasia (5/02/06): It was about hundreds of different clips. My favorite one was the ones with the um the Pegasus the Unicorns and um um dad? (yeah?) What were those things called again? (Centaurs and satyrs?) Satyrs! And the Satyrs and the Centaurs. A-um. I like the end of that clip because of the Gods. It was sooo coooool. Uh... That's all.
Fantastic Four (2005) (7/12/05): I liked it because of the ending and also because of the machine. And also of their identities.
Fearless Hyena (11/20/06): It was about uhh Jacky becoming really strong and defeating the bad guy. ummmmm I liked it because of Jacky's uh fights and all the fights. My favorite part was when um he was just disquised as the girl and he's like acting really funny! um, I don't know what to say next... (Who was the bad guy?) Uhhh, I can't remember his name. (ok, but, why were they fighting?) To get Jackie's grandpa. (How many people were bad guy's?) Four. (All the same?) Three looked like each other and the master was totally different. (What did Jackie have to do to get strong?) Train with um the Unicorn he's so called. um ... I really don't know what without your help dad... (Tell me about the training) Well, as you said, you explained to me he had to hurt his back to um strengthen up and he had to fight his master and he had to do these four really... one wasn't funny but the rest were really funny. Four different techniques. (What techniques?) One was anger technique, one was sad technique, one was the silly technique, and one was to tease. (Anything else?) mm-mmm.
Fearless Hyena II (11/20/06): I've no idea what it is about. Because in Fearless Hyena one, um, the bad guy is already killed, but in this movie he's not killed. Sooo... um I guess I could say it was about the thing most Jackie Chan movies are about. Uhhh I liked it because of all the fighting and when Jackie dressed up with a red nose and a mustache - it was he looked funny. Um My favorite part was when Jacky was fighting with the sword that could be sharpened and not sharpened it you twisted the bottom. I don't know what else to say.
Frankenstein Conquers The World (7/31/06): It was about um scientists at a hospital who um found Frankenstein....'s heart at least. And then it just grew into him. They found him when he was three and um grew up to be a big giant. That's what it was about. I liked it becausssee of it was so cooooool. And um except the walking hand is juist going to make me go very weird but um there was a um giant monster from GODZILLA [odd, deep voice]. That's really all. (Did you like it?) Oh yeah-eah-ah. It was so cool! And awesome. (Why?) Well, um, because uh he was watching TV - he was TV - and all of us wanted to dance doo-doo-dooooo. And um.... mmmmm... yeah. And um the person from godzilla that was in the costume, had eaaaaaars and a big long horn. That's all.
Gammera 1: The Invincible [sic] (6/13/06): It was about Gamera and this boy had a turtle, BUT, his parents didn't like the turtle, and they wanted him to put it in the lake. So he one day hid from Gamera because he was going to hide his turtle and he fell, and Gamera caught him and then kept on chasing him because he thought he was his friend. That's - well - ah! My favorite part was every time Gamera went up in the air and started spinning and flying and everything! That's all I would like to say.
Gamera 2: War Of The Monsters (6/26/06): It was about these people and, Gamera of course, trying to find an - what was hidden in the cave of death. They found an opal, but it was really an egg of um, let's see... misery and destruction because it had Baragon in it - baby Baragon. And then the mother Baragon came and fighted with Gamera (fought) Fought with Gamera and that's what it was about. And I liked it because Baragon could shoot ice out of his tongue. And that's all.
Gamera 3: Return Of The Giant Monsters (6/27/06): It was about Gamera and Galls (Gyaos) Gyaos. Now, Gyaos - they did not know what to do with him until Gamera saved the little boy which I can't remember the name of. And then they know that they should make Galls dizzy. Until the sun came up. And I - that's what it's about. I liked it because Gamera was in it and it -he- eh- cool. And I liked it because of Gyaos. And um yeah. And I also liked it because it looked really really awesome. That's it.
Gamera 4: Destroy All Planets (1/10/07): It was about a spaceship trying to conquer Earth. ummm So, Gamera yeah was trying to save the two boys that were captured. Um The two boys liked to play practical jokes, and they used a practical joke to get them out. My favorite part was seeing a monster that was in a cage. That's all. (What kind of monster was it?) It looked like a giant squid. (Did anything happen besides the boys getting captured?) They played a practical joke and they made a submarine go backwards. (Where was Gamera all this time?) Some of it he was on Earth, some of it he was flying in space. (I mean, why didn't Gamera save the boys?) Gamera tried to but people were controlling him and making him destroy places. (Do you think maybe the aliens controlling Gamera might be worth mentioning in the plot synopsis?) ...yeah.
Gamera 5: Attack Of The Monsters (1/22/07): It was about uh Gamera and two little boys who found a space ship that took 'em to a different star than Earth. um When they got there, they found two space girls. And they were captured. Now, the space girls were planning to eat the boy's brains and get all their knowledge about Gamera. Dad, is that a good summary? (Were there any other monsters?) Yes. There were two monsters: Gyo and I can't remeber the other's name. (Gyaos and Guiron) And so they had to find a way to get out of the space ship. um My favorite part was when they first took off into space. (Why?) I dunno, it was just my favorite part. (Did it have good effects, or could you imagine being there, or something else?) Good effects. I don't know anything else to say. (Was there anything you didn't like? Who would like this movie?) I think Aiyana would like this movie, and I think Chloe would too. I don't know anything to say.
Gamera 10: Gamera The Brave (5/23/07): It was about a boy who found go- a baby Godzilla after the old one blew-- (Godzilla?) yeah. (Not Gamera?) oops. Gamera. Blew up. And he named it Toto. *Plot including end, followed by our discussing the plot and how to summarize. Again.* (Let's try again) k. A boy found an egg that had a baby Gamera in it. m- m-But he was having trouble taking care of him cause he kept getting really big, and he one day he had to when he was almost all grown up fight a monster. But he couldn't fight him off the first time and needed the rock the other time. Oh, Gamera was laid on the rock. And uh he needed it so he could power up and blow up the monster but the boy was afraid that he would blow himself up like his father blew up. mmm That's all of the summary. My favorite part was when uh of no that would be a little too close to the end. ummm I like it because bab-baby Gamera is sooo cute! Specially when he spits fireballs. And he was cute as a baby when he was flying toward the fan - he was flying and then he got pushed back and it was so funny. That's all I can think of.
Godzilla 1A: Gojira (1/31/07): Um, it was about Godzilla um destroying a lot of people, and this scientist was making something to destroy him. Now, it took the scientist a long time to get the thing to work, the oxygen destroyer, so during that time, lots and lots of people died because Godzilla came um and crashed a bunch of clouds and sprayed fire at them. (did you say crashed a bunch of clouds?) No, I said crashed a bunch of... well, I might have said clouds but I meant crashed a bunch of houses. Sorry about that. And then the scientist found out how to make the oxygen destroyer and then it's the end but I can't tell you that. um That's all I can think about the summary. My favorite part was the first time when Godzilla rosssse out of the water. And my favorite object was the radiation detector - I thought that was cool. That's all.
Godzilla 1b: Godzilla King Of The Monsters (2/7/07): It was about Godzilla coming up and destroying ...destroying everything in Tokyo. And there's this guy who had to - a scientist, who had to figure out how to destroy Godzilla. Good Summary? (so-so. A bit short) (Who was the protagonist - the main character/good guy?) mmm... I forgot. (An American or a Japanese man?) ummm American? (What was his job?) Figuring out um clues ... of Godzilla. Trying to destroy him (nope, a journalist, Steve Martin) Haaaauuhhhhhhh. My favorite part was that it was in English! I'm so happy it was in English. After experiencing reading subtitles. um It was different because it started the movie that in Japan it was in the middle. And it was different because it showed some new stuff like um like the people sleeping outside in the tents after the ceremony. uhhhhhhh That's it. (Besides language, which did you like better?) Japanese. (Why?) It gives me more of a story. It's longer I mean.
Godzilla 2A: Godzilla Raids Again (5/7&9/07): It was about Godzilla fighting some porcupine thing. Don't know the name. uhhmm So, uh they tried to distract it with flares cause G- they found out Godzilla um was attracted to light so they tried to lure him away, but at the same time there were some prisoners on the loose who made a big explosion and Godzilla went over theye, but the porcupine thingy came over and started fighting him and so they destroyed Tokyo, AGAIN. umm So, n-next time they saw him, he was he was on a in the middle of the ocean on a freezing cold island. *ending plot point deleted* I really think that the first Godzilla was better than this one. (Why?) Well, the first one, it's exciting because, well, look, it's the first time you see Godzilla and everyone's like 'Whoa look who was this thing!' And they find a trilobite and they created this thing called the oxygen destoryed - 's cool! (ok, that's why the first one was cool. Why wasn't this one as cool?) well, they don't create anything, they just *plot point deleted*. Oops. And they didn't really find anything cool. The only part that I'd say was really the coolest was when they found out there were two Godzillas. Or maybe more than two. I really think he regenerates. hrmmm. That's all.
Godzilla 2B: Godzilla Raids Again (English) (5/29/07): um Well, ... Two airplane people who look for fish, well, they give it to uh fishing people, and one day one of them spotted a um Godzilla. And then his friend ran out of - his engine died down I mean, and he landed on an island. So, the other airplane guy saved him and while they were on the island, they saw Godzilla fighting a new monster called Angryus (Anguirus). They were calling Godzilla Gigantus. um So, they went and told some scientists and they had a meeting. And they made a plan. During that plan, some robbers were got on the loose. And um they drove a gas car and it - I don't know what they hit, but it blew up and made a fire and Godzilla was attracted to light so he went and fought in the city. That's all I can think of for the summary. I didn't have a favorite part. But I didn't like it because um they called Godzilla Gigantus instead of the right- instead of Godzilla. That's all. (Was anything else different from the Japanese version?) mm-No. It was the same showing, but they - on the scientists meeting - they showed extra bits of the movie - of the movie they watched. (Were the extra bits good?) Not really.
Godzilla 3B: King Kong Vs Godzilla (6/11/07): It was about some peo- three people um that found out about some berries on an island and King Kong used the berries ta be big and giant. And one day, they captured King Kong to fight off Godzilla because Godzilla came back. *yawn* So they were putting people in trains for vacuation when King Kong broke out and destroyed the train and took a girl. And they saved the girl by *explains* (Zoe, why are you telling me how they solve the problems?) Sorry. Maybe that's all I should write. (You haven't reviewed it at all yet) ok. My favorite part was when they made big balloons ta carry King Kong. He looked funny. My other favorite part was when King Kong put a tree in Godzilla's mouth. And that's all. (How was this compared to Godzilla 1 and 2?) Well, this one I think was very funny and the other two I didn't think were as funny. And the other two wait, nevermind. (How was this compared to the original King Kong?) I can't really remember the original King Kong. So I don't know.
Godzilla 28: Tokyo S.O.S. (4/4/05): I liked it. Because of the two fairies and Mothra is so cool. And Godzilla was also cool.
Godzilla 29: Final Wars (12/19/05): It was about the whole big fight in Tokyo or something and Godzilla, Mothra, I don't know and something else, I don't know. I liked it because all of the beasties and all of the fights. That I think is all cause I can't say anything else - I don't know... what to say (Didn't you say, at one point during the movie, 'Where are all the monsters?') Yeah... but I liked it BECAUSE of the monsters I saw. And Rodan.
The Golden Voyage Of Sinbad (11/27/05): It was about this prophecy that they had to find and throw it into the fountain of destiny. And if they didn't, the world would be in great danger. I liked it because of the golden pieces and [*starts going into the ending* I stop her and tell her not to go into the ending] I liked it because of the ending. [I try to explain how a sentence like that means very little in a review] I liked it because of the golden pieces. I also liked it because ... ... *shrug* I don't know. (Did you like it?) Yes. (Why?) I liked it because I liked it. (Ok.)
Goonies (12/19/06): It was about um these kids who wanted to go find One-Eyed Willie because they found the map to the place inside their basement and something that was used to find it - it wasn't a compass, but it was used to find... Yeah. The One-Eyed Willie place. I liked it because it was funny and because there's this guy called Chuck and he wouldn't stop eating - it was so funny. And there's this guy inside chamber with Chuck and uh that guy was really funny. That's all. (What was your favorite part?) When the bug guy in the chamber was giving Chuck ice cream and he says "Rock-Y Road?" in a really low, funky voice. (What was you least favorite part?) I don't really have one.
Gorgeous (5/23/06): Bu left home oh wait wait Dad, I forgot! It was about... ok so It was about Bu leaving home looking for love cause she found a message in a bottle but she found out it wasn't for her. And so she helped Jackie Chan escape after he jumped off the boat. And that's when she met him. I liked it because of the dolphin Abu. I also liked it because the part where the guy in black and Jackie started fighting! That's all.
The Great Mouse Detective (6/28/05): I liked it because they were be able to find the little girl also I liked it because the little mouse ballerina and at the end, that it started all over again. Also because the little lab.
The Green Slime (7/2/06): It was about these people who were in outerspace in a spaceship who had-who found out that there's this planet colliding towards Earth and if it went into it then Earth would blow up. And so they went over there and found a whole bunch of greeeen sliiime. And they brought some back and it turned into these big ugly creatures that were weird and they suck energy. That's what it was about. I liked it because of the cool creatures - alien creatures that that had tentacles and crab pinchers. My favorite part was when they saw it for the first time, all. That's all.
Gremlins (3/14/07): It was about Gizmo oh wait... back space... sorry... It was about Billy's dad um getting a creature that they named Gizmo. um.. And one day when his brother was playing with him, and he put him on the table to sing, his brother accidently dumped water on him which made him duplicate. And then the baby ones uh cut the clock power - it was really past midnight, and he fed em, and it made them turn into gremlins which are really evil... weird.. things. Was that good? (A little more about the conflict) ok.. Well, the gremlins were causing chaos everywhere - one of them had cut the street power and made cars run into each other and there was a girl who had a seat to go and down her stairs. One of the gremlins cut the power to that and made her fly out the window. And the other problem was one of the - Stripe, one of the gremlins, fell into water and made him duplicate and it was a lot because he fell into a biiiiig pool of water. That.. rr... My favorite part was when we first saw Gizmo. I think he's really cute. And uh... mmmm... I thought it was really funny when he duplicated because the furballs just started getting bigger but the little tiny furballs were cuuute. uh ... I thought it was a good movie because it had lots of really funny things in it but there wasn't anything bad about it. That is all.
Happy Feet (12/20/06): It was about a penguin who learned to tap dance instead of sing. I liked it because I thought the baby penguins were sooo cuuuuuuute and because of the songs were so beautiful. My favorite part was when they were going down the b- sliding down - sliding on their bellies down a biiiiiiiig - and when I say big I mean humungo - thing and it was a crazy ride. That's all. (So, no one had any problems?) mmm, The problem was that one of the - the - ... The big penguins didn't like the little penguin tapdancing - they wanted it to sing like all the other penguins. Ok, I answered the quiestions, I'm done.
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone (6/6/06): It was about Harry Potter and he was taken from his parents who died and was brought a different family that treat him like REALLY really bad. And one day Harry Potter got mail to go to Hogwart's from Hagrid. On his birthday. My favorite part was (hold on!) (A little more about the plot please) Annnnd um he had to go to all these places to get what he needed - an animal (hang on - Don't describe every scene, just say what the thrust of the story was - what was his 'mission'?) His mission was to find out what that the dart the dog fluffy was guarding. (Why did he need to find that out?) To get the Sorcerer's stone before Snape did. (ok, good) ok, so My favorite part was the dragon. Annnnnnd mostly that's it. So, that's it.
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (11/24/05): It was about Harry Potter and the Triwizard tournament. And they had to get three tasks right. Very dangerous tasks. [spoilers]And the first one was to beat a dragon and Harry got the egg that it was trying to protect and when he opened it up underwater it tells you something. And the second task was finding the thing that belonged to you. And Ron was the thing Harry got and the little sister. The third task was going in a maze that you had to get the Triwizard cup.[/spoilers] And I liked it because of the three tasks. I liked it because of the egg, the golden egg, and because of the huge bath and that's all I can think of to say. (How was it compared to the book?) Really different. (Like how?) Like ... the goblet of fire didn't have a little chamber around it and because of the short beard - in the book it was a long white beard and because of the hair - they didn't say! That's all.
Heart Of Dragon (8/30/06): It was about Jackie Chan - his brother was thirty and didn't really know how to do stuff - he acted like a kid. Um, and the kids got Sammo in biiiig trouble all the time. Once it was for food cause they were hungry. And the other one was the jewels. And so, he got arrested for taking the jewels then Jackie had to go chase after the cops. Ok. One second. My favorite part was when Jackie was beating EVERYbody up. And I liked it because of all the cool fighting and it was funny because the boys just got him in trouble all the time. That's all.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (4/29/05): I liked it. Because it was funny. And because it was weird.
The Hobbit (9/18/05): I liked the Hobbit because of Sting and my favorite part was when Bilbo found the ring and I also liked it because of the Dragon and because of all the gold and because of the waterfall. That's all.
Howl's Moving Castle (7/5/05): I liked it because it was so romantic and also at the end that Calcifer was free.
Ice Age 2 (5/7/06): It was about these animals - they live in the Ice Age. And all of a sudden, the ice starts melting. And they had to get all the way across the sea to get to this boat. And they met this other mammoth and she thought she was a possum. I liked it because offff the two possums. And because the mammoth thought that she was a possum. uhhh My favorite part was the part where she falls out of the tree. That's all.
Independence Day (6/6/05): I liked it because of the happy ending and because of the bits with the aliens and because I like the baby alien (hee).
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (6/20/05): I liked it because Indiana Jones found the Holy Grail and also becausssee Indiana Joneeesss um used his whip to stop the gears. And also because he healed his dad.
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (6/20/05): I liked Indiana Jones because in the first one of the what's that golden thing? That circle thing...? Starts with 'm' that's all I can think of it. You don't have to write that down you know. Oh, I know what it's called now - the medallion thing. And because of and the second one... the guy could pull out that guy's heart and he was still alive. Did you write and he's still alive? That's all.
Innerspace (8/22-23/06): It was about ...ok... one second, ok? This guy was suppossed to be injected into a rabbit but he was injected into a human instead. And the human was all freaked out at first, but then they became best friends and when they were freaked out he thought he was being possessed *titter* I liked it because I got to see the inside of the body. Coooollll. I didn't like it because of when they were being digested into the stomach it looked gross. That's all. And I don't have a favorite part. (You were worried beforehand about seeing the inside of a body) Just because I don't like blood. (So, now you think it's cool?) Yeah, but not the blood part still. (Was there blood?) Yes. (Did it look like blood?) Yes, the close-up of blood. (Explain) The- like - little tiny um circular things. O-k, that's what the blood is. And real blood. (So, why do the circular things still seem gross?) Cause they're still blood and it bothers my insides. Ok.
InuYasha The Movie: Affections Touching Across Time (5/02/06): It was about InuYasha and his friends beating this bad guy and he is trying ta kill InuYasha so he can get the powers of his family. I liked it because of um when InuYasha is going up the tree branches I mean the tree roots and also because um the very very beginning. That's all I would like to say. (What was the very very beginning?) When that bad guy was made.
InuYasha The Movie 2: The Castle Beyond The Looking Glass (8/8/06): It was about InuYasha. He was just fighting as usual looking for shards and but he they thought they killed nnnnnnnNaroku and yeah. Then, dad... what's that other demon's name? (I dunno). mmmmmm... ok... Anyway, uh, the demon I don't know knew nnnNaroku when uh naroku... I might be speaking wrong though, it might be someone else. ok. And they tried to get him back to life so they summoned another demon and it was just chaos. That's what it's about. I liked it because it's so co-- I mean all the fighting is so Awesome. uh-- I think I'm done. (What, more specifically, did you like?) I liked the fighting and all the chaos. (What about the fighting?) It looked so cool. I don't know how to explain. All I can say is 'it's cool'. (Why is it cool?) That's what I can't explain. I'm done.
InuYasha The Movie 3: Swords Of An Honorable Ruler (9/13/05): (I prelude this by telling her not to give away the ending and to not make it generic, and perhaps not do 'and because' all the time) I liked it because of all the fighting and my favorite part was (pause) (She then relates the ending, I ask for something else) because (pause) of the ending. (I give her a look) I know! I just wanted to let people know in case they read it - that's a better way. And I also liked it because of all the fighting (You said that already) Really? (Yes) (What else? -silence- Is that all?) Yeah.
It Came From Beneath The Sea (2/13/07): It was about a gigantic octopus that has like that has captured in- a submarine and killed it and and the ship. Now the survivors form the ship try to tell people from the hospital - scientists - and they didn't believe 'em but they had evidence and they found a foot print - one of the scientists, oh wait, two of the scientists - and they made a weapon to destroy the octopus. My favorite part was when the octopus climbed up the bridge and broke it in two. That's all.
James And The Giant Peach (11/02/06): It was about a boy who lost his parents cause this big rhino came and um took them away. So, he had to live with these two Really mean girls. They made him work and they al- the girls always got the good stuff and he always had to have like fish heads and garbage for dinner. Um. My favorite part was when you got to see the peach grow bigger and bigger and bigger and then it was Humongous! That's all. (So, your summary doesn't mention the peach or the bugs?) Ok. Well, the bugs appeared in the peach when James crawled in, but how the bugs got in there was, well, the guy gave um James these little tiny glowing wormy things which made the peach grow. And the bugs were in there when it grew. Ok, that is all. (So, James had a peach and met bugs and did nothing else? What was he trying to do?) Trying to get to New York City. Iiii reeally want to be done now.
Jason And The Argonauts (11/20/05): It was about Gods and Jason, a little baby, who gets his mother killed by one of theee um *shrugs* people from the army. I liked it because of all the Gods. That's all. (More, Z.) Um... I also liked it because of the priest and because of the monster that came out and tried to kill them. (Which priest?) The Golden Priest. (Which monster?) The snake monster.
Kiki's Delivery Service (6/29/05): I liked it because of Kiki and also because of the baby and also because of ...of that Kiki could talk to Jiji and what Jiji said comes out normal.
King Kong (1933) (11/22/05): I liked it because of all the fights. And because of the ending? And because of the monster bursting out of the door! --the monster who we call King Kong. (What was it about?) It was about King Kong. um ... I don't know what to say anymore.
Kung Fu Hustle (12/19/05): I liked it becauussseeee of all the fighting. I also liked it because of the little guitar when he strummed it all the swords or fists came out which is why all the things fell apart. I also liked it because of the vision. My favorite part was the vision which was aparantly scary. (Which vision?) The one where all the blood came out. (What was it about?) It was about a legend. Everyone was trying to find out who was the Chosen one and I liked it because of the ending. I think that's all.
Kung Pow! (9/5/05): I liked it because it was FUNNY! And because of the cow and because of the ending. And I also liked it because that Ling set the chosen one's hands on fire. And also because he pulled out the small triangle pyramids. That's allllll.
Labyrinth (1/15/07): It was about a goblin king who took um Toby away to the goblin city and Sarah um had to go get him in 13 hours. My favorite part was (wait - give more of a summary). Um, ok, So um when she was travelling she was asking a whole bunch of people where the goblin city was and she was making a lot of friends. uh, now can I do my favorite part? (so, there wasn't a labyrinth in the movie?) There was a labyrinth! She had to go into the labyrinth to go to the goblin city. (Who was Toby and why was he taken away?) Toby is a baby - in the movie he was a baby brother, but in real life... not. um She was saying a story, she sort of got frustrated with Toby and she said the words to um make the goblin king take the baby away and the goblins did that and then she was sad so she went and found um Toby. NOW can I say my favorite part?? (yes) My favorite part was when she was talking to the worm. And the worm said to go through the wall and have a nice cup of tea. That's all. (So, no David Bowie?) There was a David Bowie! He was the goblin king!
Ladyhawke (10/19/06): It was about a girl and a boy who were cursed. The girl turned into a hawk every sunrise. Well, when the sun moved over the mountains. And at night, turned back into a human. The boy turned into a wolf at night and was human in day. That's what it was about. I liked it becaaauuuuse of when um - well, I like it because of the horses. And when the guy was trying to escape out of the drain and you saw this big skull floating in the water. That's all. (What didn't you like?) I liked all of it! So I don't have a part I didn't like.
The Last Unicorn (11/01/06): It was about a unicorn who wanted to find the rest of the unicorns. So, she traveled out of her forrest, away from her friends, and got trapped - and got sent to a carnival. When she escaped, well, Schmendrick the magician helped her escape, um, she went with Schmendrick to go find the red bull who a butterfly earlier in the movie told her that red bull pushed them all off the ends of the Earth. So, she went to, um, oh! She was traveling with Schmendrick, people were coming and th- Schmendrick got caught so the unicorn had to come rescue him. And they went to go find the other unicorns. o---k, that's good summary. I liked it because of all the unicorns - they're sooo beautiful. My favorite part was uhh the the witch um... I forgot her name, dad can you help me (I don't know her name). Ok. I'm just gonna go with the witch right now. And when she got killed by the big harpy and it was so like weird it was eeeeeoooowww phewsh. I like the way the harpy flied. That's all.
Legend Of Zu (3/19/06): It was about magic and there is this um girl who had a weapon called the mooon force, and it's really cool. It goes *shoomp shoomp shoomp*! Um I liked it because of the moon force and even though I thought it was creepy, the blood cloud. That's cool. Ummmmmmm Well, erm There's this guy called um King Sky and his friend Red which eventually got possessed by a fairy demon and um (*consults dad about possible plot spoilers*) Wellll, they're trying to defeat this um guy - I can't remember his name (Insomnia?) Yeah! um And he's really cool because it's just this giant skulls made out of skulls - it's cool. And it's all fiery inside! Like lava! And their master goes in to the um bad guy and um like fights him and then he's the light force and then they were going to kill each and every bit of him except then one escaped which caused the blood cave that's all.
Lilo And Stitch (12/25/06): It was about a alien landing on Earth and the evil scientist that made him has to go get him. Now the alien found Lilo and Stitch, I mean Lilo and Nanny, sorry, backspace Stitch please. Um, so Stitch made friends with them and they became a family. My favorite part was when Stitch like he put gasoline in the lava and then he shot up into the air and he's like 'Yaaaayyyy-ha!' That's it! (Was it good?) Yes, it was really funny actually.
Lily C.A.T. (2/13/07): It was about this bacteria - this cat that's a robot that had bacteria. And it transformed other people with the bacteria and and it ended up being a big monster. My favorite part was when uh they found the bacteria in the lungs. My least favorite part was when the cat split and there was a whole bunch of blood. That's all.
The Lost World (1925) (5/29/06): It was about these people who didn't believe the scientist in the science museum and he asked for people to go with him so they could look and find - so they would find out - those people. And they found out really well. I liked it because of the mostly the adventure - but just a little bit. Well, that's all. (Zoe, were there any dinosaurs in the movie?) Yee-ee-eesss... (You might want to mention them) Welll, already we've mentioned them heehee. (Tell me about the dinosaurs) The dinosaurs kept on battling each other and some of the started biting each other until they dieeeddddd. Ol, so that's the movie review. (Did you like the movie?) Ehhh, a little bit. (why not a lot?) I'm really not into dinosaurs! I only thought the baby animals were cute and stuff.
The Magic Christian (6/26/06): It was about Ringo Starr. He didn't have a home and then Peter Sellers found him and adopted him when they just met. And so, they went everywhere with a whole bunch of money and trying to make - and letting other people get the money and go CooCoo! And the whole thing was CooCoo, and that's why I liked it. That's all. (What was your favorite part?) Don'thaveone. Likedallofit. (Cop out! What was your favorite part?) I. Don't. Have. One. (Pick something!) Uhhh... randomly... because everyone was just going coocoo about money? That's my favorite thing. That's it. (For example?) For an example, what? (An example of CooCoo) Like, they all want money and so they're all like going 'ohhhh, monnneyyy, let's go get some!' Annndd that is all I would like to say! (But wasn't an example! Something specific from the movie!) Ummm, um-um. The cop... How about the boat! Which [ending] (WhoaWhoaWhoaWhoa! [talks to Z about not blowing off movie reviews]) (Tell me something specific about the movie) It had a gorilla. ohhhhkay? And I think the gorilla was funny because it - it came into the boat and just started beating it up and there's automatic chaos. Chaos with a capital... C
The Magnificent Butcher (6/12/06): It was about Sammo Hung - he ...eh... He was in a class ... but he got punished for beating up a guy because someone said 'get him get him get him.' And he got beat up. Now, this other guy was tricking and lying and doing everything. And yeah. So that's what it was about. I liked it because of alll the Cool Martial Arts! And that was my only like sort of but I liked it that it existed. (Which was your favoirte style?) My favorite style... Whatever type Sammo Hung was doing. (He used a lot - which move was the coolest?) That's too close to the ennnnd. (ok. Which trick was the meanest?) Which trick was the meanest? ...All the ones that the other guy did Blaming Sammo Hung! (like what?) Like blaming HIM for killing the girl!
Mars Attacks (3/28-29/06): It was about aliens attacking Earth. And they lied. They lied because they said they came in peace and instead the were shooting everybody with these really dangerous rays which made them the color of the ray. My favorite part was um probbbally the shrink ray. Andddd... uh It was scary and funny at the same time. Buuuut it was sort of hard to understand. Uhhh that's all.
Mary Poppins (2/12/07): It was about Mary Poppins coming to these children and they had a whole bunch of magical stuff. um ... They went to a picture and they went on journeys in magical lands and I think Mary Poppin's purse was really cool because she could pull all these long and tall things, like a hat stand, and she had a magical measuring tape that told her what they-what the children were like and Mary Poppins was perfect in every way. My favorite part was when they rode the carosel in the horse race - they all rode their horse off the carosel. That's it.
Metropolis (2001) (10/11/05): I liked it because of Kenichi and Tima and because of big explosion and because of all the music and my favorite part was when Tima and Kenichi got back together again. That's all. (What about the music did you like?) Because I like the singing (Which song?) uhhh The one that saysss... ... I can't stop loving you. That's all.
MirrorMask (10/23/05): I liked it because of the song 'I like to be close to you' and because of Valentine. (What about him?) I liked his mask. And I liked the two Helenas and I liked the light princess and because of all the juggling and because of the jewels. Because of the two eyes that were running around and because of the floating books. That's all. (What was your favorite part?) The song 'I like to be close to you.' (Why?) Cause I like the time machines. (Time machines?) Yeah.
Monsters Inc (1/29/06): I liked it because of the part in the movie where um Sully thinks that Boo was in the trash cuuuube which it can be gross. Being in garbage. um My favorite part was of when we saw Ted the big giant monster and I really really like it because of Boooooo. It was about Sully getting to meet a kid and found out that kids are not toxic. That's all.
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (7/3/06): It was about um the king and he was looking for for more knights to join 'im in the quest of the Holy Grail. And they ended up getting a lot and a lot of people and it's soooooo so hilarious. And my favorite part was um yeah was the killer bunny. And that's mostly it. That's all.
Mothra (11/06/05): I liked it because of the story they did, which is the whole thing. And my favorite part was the little girls were a full grown woman ...and little. And my second favorite part was the character Mothra (Zoe pronounces it Mothera). Um... Now I do not know what to say (how about a summary?) What's a summary? (Briefly, what happened, without telling the end.) It's about Mothra! And two girls that are captured from the island and they also have caveman... and also the cavemen protect the two little girls. And they had a big giant egg, inside, it's a beasty called Mothra. I liked it because of the ending. That's all.
The Muppet Movie (9/11/05): I liked it because of the ending and also because hmmm The credits? And I also liked it becaussseee of all the parts that were funny. And also because of the rainbow. That's all. (me: explains how generic that was) And I liked it because of the movie inside the movie. (me: what was your favorite part?) And my favorite part was when the movie melted.
Muppet Treasure Island (10/10/05): I liked it because of alll the fighting and because of the treasure and because of the elephant. And because of the credits (why the credits?) cause I liked them. My favorite part was when they were saying boom chakalakalaka. That's [hic] all
Murder By Death (5/24/05): I liked it because it was weird and cool. And because they really did solve the problem and I like the beginning credits.
My Lucky Stars (5/9/06): It was about Jackie Chan and Sssss-uh- what's his name again? (Guess) Uhhhh ... Not quite sure. ... I can't remember (Sammo...) Sammo ...uh... I'm not quite sure Dad... (Hung) Sammo Hung. And Jackie Chan needed to uh rescue his oth- his partner from these ninjas and so he gathered up his old uh fighting gang and he uh said 'can you please help me?' But they were all criminals. Uh I liked it because of when he went into the Horr house (Horror) Horror house. And when he said 'I'm not csraed of you big meanie' to the guy that pops out of the coffin and goes 'Rarrrrrrrr' Um That's it.
My Neighbors The Yamadas (8/29/06): It was about the ye- the ye- The neighbors... whatever. (Yamadas) Ya-ma-das. ok. Well, it was about them and they just fight. My favorite part was when um the babies were being born. Bam-boo! Chee! Baby inside - Peach! Baby inside! ok. That was my favorite part. And then I liked every every single part. mmmmm Cause I don't really know how to explain this movie. Dad, can you help me? (Did they never get along?) Ok, they NEVER got along. (really? never?) Never. But can you still help me? (So, they weren't a loving familyt?) They weren't a loving family. (They hated each other?) mmmm They didn't exactly hate each other... But, they were not getting along. They would fight and fight and fightfightfight. 'Nother one of my favorite parts remote versus um the newspaper. And it's all like *sounds* Yeah! I win! (I think that even though they fought, they still loved each other as a family - and that was the point). Ok. uhhhh I guess that's all.
My Neighbor Totoro (6/7/05): I liked it because of Mei and Susuki and Totoro and Catbus. And cause of the happy ending. And because I like the song most.
The Mysterians (1/10/06): I liked it becaauuussse of the Mysterians and their big ship. I also liked it becaauuuussse of the biiig fight and when the Mysterians flooded the town! And I'm not sure what to say... cause it was about the Mysterians and I'm trying to think of the Mysterians (Why were they attacking?) They were attacking to see how defensive they were. Um... I don't know anything else I wanna say.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie (2/26/06): I liked it because of the biiiig movie and because of that cool alien mutant thingie! I also liked it because of ... the crazy scientist. I also like it because of the part in the movie where their hands magnetize then it all steams it and youu get to see their bones. My favorite part was also that part. Where the hands magnatize. And steams up. Aannnnd it shows their bones, because I think that's a cool part. That's all. (What was it about??) It was about this crazy scientist who wanted to be a bad boy and crush these guy's souls and he's the one who um made them watch watch movie theaters but they're making jokes too well. Annnnd it is about Mike and his robot friends then it's just referencing lots of movies. That is all I would like to say.
Night Of The Demon (8/14/06): It was about a guy who got the runes and then these other people got the runes cause it's just pass pass pass and finally one got them. Well, it was boring scary and sort of ok movie. Um and The part I like was just that the smoke and fire from the demon. So, that's really what... (Why boring?) I mean, it wasn't really... that... well, I don't know how to explain it. (Try) K... It wasn't really ... cool and active. That's all I can say. (Why scary?) But - that's the ending, so I can't really tell the end. (Why sort of ok?) Well, it was a little cool, but.... so-so. (What was your favorite part?) I don't have one really. I don't have a lot of favorite parts in lots of movies. (Who do you would this? In general?) I would go with probably Rain or Aiyana. (In general means not specific people but types of people) People who like black and white demon movies?
One Million Years B.C. (1/8/06): It was about cavemen fighting dinosaurs. Which reminds me of King Kong, but anyway, um, all of the cavemen ALMOST all of the cavemen I mean had black hair. And that tribe had black hair, the other tribe had blonde hair. And the tribe with black hair was different from the tribe with blonde hair. cause the blonde hair people shared and the black haired tribe just fighted for their food and wasn't... really... nice. So between the two of the tribes I would say I liked the blonde hair tribe. That's all.
Operation Condor (3/12/06): I liked it because it was a Jackie Chan film! and I like his stunts. Um And I also like it because of um the part where um the girl shoots crazy *gun noise* that's weird. My favorite part was the part where the girl shot the gun crazy! It was about Jackie Chan - he found well, his partner and then he found this other girl I can't remember her name - but she's the girl who shoots a machine gun crazy *gun noise* That's all. (What was their mission?) I can't remember (What were they trying to find?) Uh.. the gold. To give to those guys that I don't even know who they are. That's all.
Operation Condor 2 (3/13/06): I liked it because of all the fighting and because of all that funniness that Jackie Chan does - he's all like 'OwOwOw'! I think that's super funnnny. My favorite part was um was waswaswasum the um the part where he's all like 'ow ow ow' I can't decide what my favorite part was. Sorry. (What was it about?) It was about Jackie Chan getting the Armor of God and bringing them to this guy that he meets in the middle of the movie. I don't know anything else. That's all.
Over The Hedge (5/21/06): It was about this um racoon and he was trying to get food because he didn't exactly have a family an-for-so he was getting food from one of those food dispensers. And he couldn't get the cheesy nachos and so he had to try going to the bear's mountain and get-steal his food. Because he had lots of food. But he got caught. And he had to bring him all the same stuff because he made a deal because all the other stuff got destroyed. And he helps these other animals that get food so he can ge-return the stuff so he doesn't get um eaten hunted down. And that's what it's about. I liked it because it was Funnny! And because of um that the cool traps. And that's about it...
The Pink Panther (1963) (9/20/05): I liked the Pink Panther because of all the comedy and my favorite part was the beginning credits. I also liked it because everyone hided different places and I also liked it because of alllll the things I also liked it because of the costume party and because of the Pink Panther and because of the Pink Panther at the beginning credits. That's all!
Pink Panther (2006) (2/21/06): I liked it because of all the comedy and um I liked it because of the part where Clouseau's foot catches on um the little thing the switch on the hospital bed and it makes it goes loose and it goes down the stairs and out the window and I thought that was really funny and Clouseau says 'THIS will hurt' and it will always hurt for all I know. My favorite part was the part where the hospital table for the for um for the sick person went flying out of the window and into the water. That's all (It was about...) It was about the Pink Panther and Clouseau trryyying to get it. And ... I also really liked it because of the um the uh ummm.... I liked it because of the part where allll Clouseau puts the pen back and it and um all the ink comes spilling out in his shirt (Didn't you think that was blood?) Yeah... (Even though though it wasn't red?) Where there's black blood (In humans?) Well they make it in TV, so, yeah. Like in Evil Dead. The part I thought was scary was where he flips his pin right into his body. He flips his um thingie that holds it and it goes flying! That's all.
The Pink Panther Strikes Again (12/27/05): I liked it because of all the comedy and because when the guy kept falling in the lake. My favorite part was when the guy's pants ripped off. I don't know what to say anymore. (What was it about?) It was about this guy called inspecter Clouseau who tries to find these two kidnappers and I'm not sure I ... IDON'TKNOWWHATTOSAYANYMORE!!!
The Point (3/28/06): I liked it because it taught um people inside the movie lessons and everybody who's watched this lessons. It was about well the lesson! And it it was because if someone doesn't have something that everybody has that doesn't mean you have to be vanished. My favorite part was when he was - when Oblio was a little tiny baby. And the little um things that they were born in looked like eggs. Um Well, Dad, I don't know what else to say. (How about a summary?) A what? (A little bit about the plot, minus the end) Well, the rule was everything had to have a point on like everyone had to have a point on their head. And everything had points. And so when he gets banished, he is vanished to the pointless forrest, but he went all through it and found out it wasn't really pointless. That's all.
Pom Poko (11/19/06): It was about these racoons that could change form and they started to prank the the humans, so, um, so that they would stop turning their the forrest into cities. I liked it because of um what they would change form. I like the big beast parade where you got to see Totoro. My favorite part is when you got to see Totoro. That's all.
The Powerpuff Girls Movie (4/6/05): I liked Powerpuff girls. Because I liked it. Also, because of crimefighting.
Project A (1/15/06): I liked it because of Jackie Chan!! And I also liked it because of the big fights! And the little ones. I also liked it because that one part in the movie where the boat - the boat part was missing, he wasn't paying attention - he fell into the ocean - it was really funny! (What was it about?) It was about Jackie Chan! And Project A and in the story they said there wasn't one anymore, but Jackie Chan made it come back.
Project A Part 2 (1/16/06): It was about Jackie Chaaannn Project A 2. He became the leader of the cops and the sailors I think and I liked it becauusssssssse of alllllll offf the figghhhhhttttsss. And because of all the funny parts and I liked it because of the big ball (ball?) Yeah, I mean - not the ball like the bouncing ball but like - ok, the birthday party I mean. With the beaaauutiful cake. That's all. (Which funny parts?) Like when they're fighting and the big um.. ummmmm.... Daddy, you know? (What?) What they were fighting in? They turned the machine on - it's not the crusher, but the... thethethe I don't know. (The thing with the chicken feathers?) Yeah! Heeeeheeheee that was really funny. (Anything else?) My favorite part was the thing with the chicken feathers! And Thaaaat is all.
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (6/19-20/05): I liked it because that at the end everyone got destroyed. And also because that they put it somewhere safe. The ark. Somewhere safe.
Rebirth Of Mothra (5/30/06): It was about the Mothra, first one, he ... he tried to kill King Ghidorah when the other guy released him. And then when the first Mothra died, the new one was born. The plot was Mothra chasing the medallion thing that kept the creature sealed. My favorite part was when they the newborn baby Mothra was spraying the webs electrical stuff. Which happens two times, and I'm lucky! (Why?) I'm lucky because I got to see my favorite part two times! That's all.
The Revenge Of The Pink Panther (5/01/06): It was about Inspector Clouseau and he's like not really getting down to things that he thinks he does. I liked it because of the comedy and this one part where since he has this wet and well not wet but this outfit that has fiery thing on it - he has the paper and fire got caught on it on the piece of paper - he threw it in the garbage because it was on fire and all of a sudden The Desk Is On Fire! And the fire uh put out uh the sprinklers that are inside go off and he gets a cold. (What was it about?) Uh... Change that 'I Liked It' to 'It Was About' please because that is also what it was about - the comedy. Uh... (But, what was THIS one about?) It is about the comedy and Inspector Clouseau trying to catch millions of bad guys but he never really catches them and always trusts them and he ends up not catching them! That. Is what it was about. That's all.
Rock & Rule (6/28/05): I liked it because the demon at the end I also liked it because of the rocking and ruling. And because ... that ... there's so much psychedlic and that's all.
Rock 'N' Roll High School (8/16/06): It was about a girl who liked the Ramones a lllot, and so she always got in detention for playing it at her school. Well, she went home and listened to the Ramones annnnnd the next day they're goin' to the concert and they won tickets. I liked it because uh cause it had the Ramones in it and I like listening to the music. My favorite part was when they were at the concert. That's all. (More!) oohhhhkay. Um... Actually, I just really want to be done because uh that's mostly what I should do for the movie.
Rodan (7/30+31/05): I liked it becaauuuussseeee of the creepy monsters and also because of the ... Rodan family. ... That's all?
Rush Hour (6/13/05): I liked it because jackie chan was in it and because they got the girl at the end and they both at the end go home I'm guessing yeah.
Rush Hour 2 (2/19/06): It was about Jackie Chan and his friend saving the world, of course, and I liked it because of all the big EXPLOSIONS because it was SO COOL. My favorite part was the um part where the whole building just went BANG and it was totally wrecked. I also liked it because of the part where they like fall in the road and the the cars are going after the cars are going over them, well not over them, and they're all 'AH!' I think it was funny. Did you? (Yep) My favorite.. my second favorite part was the part where the two girls opened the wall and then the guy gets to chose any girl she.. he wants to masshage... masshage him. That is all. (that's how she says massage)
Sci-Fi Boys (7/3/06): It was about a whole bunch of boys who grew up -eh! Backspace. Who watched sci-fo stuff and and so they when they were kids started making movies and the grew up to be movie makers. eh.. My favorite part was all the clips - I like watching stuff. That's all.
The Seventh Voyage Of Sinbad (11/21/05): It was about an evil um magician who meets Sinbad. And I liked it because -- (More) And the ... magician wanted a secret lamp. Who only appears when you say the magic words. I liked it because of when the magician turned the girl into a small little girl. And I also liked it because of when they [ending] (You can't tell the ending) Really? (Yeah) Sorry. So I liked it because of everything. Because of the magician, because of the genie, because of Sinbad, because of his crew, because of Ray Harryhausen making the whole movie.
A Shot In The Dark (5/21/05): I liked it because it was funny. And because it was about murders and because the person that jumped out and tried to attack.
Shrek 2 (11/14/06): It was about Shrek trying to get Fiona again to marry him because the Fairy Godmother wants Prince Charming to marry Fiona and break the curse. My favorite part was the very beginning when um actually my favorite part was puss because he had these cute little eyeballs staring at you and like mmmmmmmm so cute! And uh the the people couldn't fight the cat because it was so cute and it was like ooooooo. That's all.
Silent Movie (4/04-05/07): It was about ... these people trying to make a movie. A silent movie. uh... And these other people are trying to destroy their movie. I.. don't... uhh... I ... I really need help with this. Could you please help? (You have the who, the what, and the problem. What else do you need?) Then when and they why, but I don't know the when and I don't know the why. (The when is contemporary, which means now, and the why is to make the studio money so it won't go out of business. They bad guys want the buy the studio, so they want it to go out of business.) Ohhhh... (So, review: good? bad? what?) Good. Because it was funny. (What kind of funny?) I don't know what kind of funny. (Lots of puns?) No. (The what?) I... (*pause for bath*) It was funny because it was slapstick. um ... My favorite part was when uh the people went into the trailer and it had a loose spring and the trailer kept tipping all over the place! done?
Silver Hawk (3/27-28/06): I liked it because of Silver Hawk jumping the Chinese wall - the Great Wall Of China I mean. Um And because um of the Panda bear that she had. Ummmmm.... And... My favorite part was when she jumped the Great Wall of China. It was about Silver Hawk beating a lot of bad guys ummmm... I don't know anything else I can say. (How about more of what it was about?) And it was about super attendant Man finding out who Silver Hawk was from long long time ago. My other favorite part! was the click attack! uummmm... That's all.
Sinbad And The Eye Of The Tiger (12/5/05): I liked it because it was really like cool - the witch was cool, her spells were cool, I liked Ray Harryhausen's stuff and it's about a witch and it that witch turned someone's brother into a babboon so the whole mission was to find the gem to get that boy back to himself. (Gem?) Yesss. I don't know what to say now. (What was your favorite part?) All the creatures like the sabre-toothed tiger. And the ... beast that I can't remember the name of! (Describe it) A beastie that has sort of a um ... little spike thing on his head (The troglodite.) Yeah, the troglodite!
Sky High (8/9/05): I liked it because of the ending. Also because of the girl who could divide herself and because I liked the whole school. (Review restarted after she was told not to give away the ending)
Slayers: The Motion Picture (4/27/06): It was about um Slayers and ... um ... and um Lina Inverse was eatinngg and one of the parts Naga comes up and Lina Inverse is all like 'firreeeballll' and like she turns she um gets fire on her. Um I liked it because of the part where Lina Inverse says 'Fireeeballl' - I think it's funny. (What Was It About??) I already told that. (You can't just say It's about Slayers - what was their mission?) They are fighting lots of bad guys?
Spaceballs (5/14/06): It was about two parodies and it's really funny: one parody is Star Wars the other parody is Wizard of Oz. It's mostly Star Wars and a little Wizard Of Oz. But anyway, my favorite part was when the had the Schwartz rings and they started lightsaber fighting with the rings and it got all twisted up hehe. Ummm... I guess that's all (What was it about?) It was about these two parodies and this girl ran away from a wedding and this other guy, Dark Helmet, was planning on taking all their air and they had the silliest thing to open it (it?) thheee doorway to the air force thing..y..mabopper. And it was 1-2-3-4-5. And then the guy said 'That would be something on a guy's um suitcase' and then the gu- the other guy came in and said 'what is it?' and he said 1-2-3-4-5 and he said 'wow, cool, that's the um thing on my suitcase' *chuckle* annnnd they did capture the air but - (wait - is this the ending?) No. It's close, but it isn't (too close). Sorry. Well anyway, that's what it's about. It - is - super - funny. That's all.
Spy Kids 2 (7/26/05): I liked it because of the rock and roll and also because of the (pause) the mutant animals? And the normal animals. And also I like the mini island! That's all.
Stargate (11/01/05): I liked it because ... of allll ... the symbols .... and also because of the big bomb and because of all the um people? from the other planet. That's all. (I then discussed adding more to the reviews: first the opinion, then a summary, then the favorite parts. She redid the review the next morning.) I like it. And it's about people making a big device that goes around the galaxy in a minute. I liked it because of the stargate's big light. My favorite part was the big um device. That's all.
Star Wars Episode I (5/17/05): I like star wars because I liked anakin and the race and because it's cool.
Star Wars Episode II (5/17-18/05): I like Star Wars because like the crazy looking animal stuff and because ...I mean the fights.
Star Wars Episode III (5/19/05): I liked it because it was actionable and cool.
Star Wars Episode IV (5/8/05): I liked it because it was cool, destructionable, and interesting
Star Wars Episode V (5/8/05): I liked it 'cause just a lot of action. And lots of coolness.
Star Wars Episode VI (5/8/05): I liked it because it was fun, cool, and because the dancing at the end.
Strange Brew (5/31/05): I liked it because it was funny and because at the first part of the movie they almost all of them ran away.
Supercop (1/31/07): Um, It was about Jackie Chan trying to do this really hard mission. He met a friend who thought was nice, and um it turned out that he tried to kill him. umm... (What was the mission?) Ta find Ta find that... sorry... find that guy. (What guy?) I can't remember his name, but he was working at a coal place. (Why did they want to find him?) mmm... I can't remember. And Jackie Chan - there's this um girl who's who had this fighting class that Jackie Chan had to join. um I think that's all I can say about the summary. My favorite part was the beginning credits because it was so funny! and mmm I liked it because of allll the fighting - except I didn't like it because of the blood. Don't like blood. That's all. (Which fight was your favorite?) Um, I don't really have a favorite fight. (Pick one) The one at the end. um (Where was the fight? Who was it with?) It was with the guy which they helped get out of the coal place (no it wasn't - it was his boss) Well, yeah. Um, but they fought two places. One - in the hotel (that was him) and one - outside. They pulled him over the train track. Um, I'm done.
Superman Returns (7/18/06): It was about Superman and there's this guy who went into the crystal place and stole crystals and then there's another guy that's working for him who got krypno cause they were planning to build a big missle to build their own land. My favorite part was when Superman flies into space! And then I also liked it because of the little kid. That's all.
Super Mario Brothers (8/28/06): It was about two guys and their names were Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. They were fixers and then they had a problem and they they had to go through this dinosaur thingy. And so ... they had to like save the princess Daisy because Daisy had this the rock which is the last piece of the ... the meteor that crashed down into Earth and destroyed all the dinosaurs. Ok. That's what it's about and now I'm gonna move on. I liked it because of when Mario and the fungus were like giving each other stuff - like the fungus gave Mario the bomb - I thought that was cool. ok I also thought the little bomb was cute. Well, anyway, and the fungus gave Luigi Mario a mushroom and then Luigi gave Mario the mushroom. My favorite part was when they wre just trying to get the pictures taken and they thought they were getting executed - killed - whatever. They were aiming for the head and they were like 'am I dead?' Ok, that's all.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (4/5/05): I liked it. And it is so fun to watch. That I want to watch it until I am old.
The Three Amigos (1/3/06): It was about the Three Amigos but apparantly they wren't the real ones, they were just movie stars. And so the three movie stars travelled from out of town to Mexico. And I don't know what to say right now (Then think first and answer when you're ready.) Ok. ... I liked it because of the fights from the movie star - movie stars I mean. I also liked it because of the Three Amigos - which were the movie stars which I already told. Ummm... I also liked it because of the talking I mean the singing bush. I liked it because of allll the comedy. And I liked it because of the song the Thrreeeeee Amigos which the movies stars singing it. Iiii'm done.
The Three Worlds Of Gulliver (2/14/07): It was about this girl named Elizabeth. She got lost and then there's this guy who tries to find her and falls off boat. Elizabeth was left behind in the boat. And he goes to a land of tiny people. Now, my favorite part then was that everything was so tiny and they made a war just because uh people should always open their eggs from the littttle end. Annnd so they had this big contest. The next place was a land of giants. Then they found Elizabeth and ... That's all. That's all. (So, what was the man's name?) Something that starts with a G... (Gulliver) Oh, wait, title. (And he got along with the giants?) uhhh Most of them. But not all of them. That is all.
Thoroughly Modern Millie (4/27, 30/07): It was about a girl um who didn't like the people in the hotel, so she put them to sleep and put 'em in ... a firework factory and Millie met a girl named Dorthy who went to the hotel one day but then one day Dorthy was gone and uh Millie didn't know why. So, they well... yeah. Um daddy? I can't remember the two other guy's names (just talk about what you remember) And so they, as in the two people and Millie, um were wondering why so they were thinking about it in the car and they remembered what the girl in the hotel said um ... can't remember what she said. And so they dressed one of the people up as a girl and um Millie came with, so, she - the girl pretended that he was new there and got - he said he was all alone in the world and then the girl said the same thing. So they got rooms, and then the guy um well - Millie, I mean... um was talking to a girl and the hotel girl um had put the sleeping stuff inside some ink so when he wrote the letter, he fell asleep. And they took him to the firework factory. (ok, that's close enough to the end) So, my favorite part was when they danced the Tapioca dance. I didn't have a least favorite part. Annnnd th-that's all. (Was it horror? comedy? musical?) I'd say musical.
Thunderbolt (2/12/06): I liked it because of alll the action and alll the racing. Also because of all the fight-ting. It was about Jackie Chan - he worked at a car factory and went racing to test the cars. And it looked really cool. I also liked it because of the part with all the pachinko balls...well ping pong balls I mean. Little silver ping pong balls. Well - I liked it because of alll those little balls that just started coming down, they looked funny too. My favorite part was the pachinko balls coming down. Aannnd I think that's all I would say. (Was it scary?) mmm a little bit... Just a little bit. That's all.
The Trail Of The Pink Panther (3/28/07): It was about inspector Clouseau trying to find the Pink Panther cause it has been stolen. And lots of funny things have been happening. And he gets - and the president says he is lost. And everyone else is trying to say like if they liked Clouseau or not. N everyone says he's a big hero - except for the president. And this girl interviews his dad and uh and tells the girl about his life. And then - part is end of the movie. mmm *yawn* I need some help. (What did you like or not like. How was it compared to the pther Pink Panther movies?) This one was not as funny as the other ones. Funny, but not as funny. (Why?) I don't really know how to explain it. (Try) uhhhh Well, the other movies for an example, Clouseau had made a bed go out of - out of the hospital and into the water. And that gotta hurt. (But this movie...) Did not have anything like that. Ok, there was one part like that where he was smoking the pipe, then he blew the ashes onto a piece of paper and it started a big fire and he put the fire out in the trash can with the rug. *yawn* mmm I don't know what to sayyyyy. Dad, will you please help? (No, this is YOUR review, not mine) uhhhh ... nnnnn *yawn* I didn't have a favorite part. Done?
Tricky Brains (8/2/06): It was about a trick master and um it was very(laughing during very) funny. Um, ... yeah. It was very funny because ii-i- it was very confusing. It was bleaaahhh weird. Dddehhhh. Ok, um, I don't know how to make a good summary for this. (Well, why were they tricking?) No reason. (What about the girls?) Wellll, they got special pills then that would be - that's very funny. (I mean, didn't one guy want a girl another guy had?) yyyyyyyeeaahhhhh....? I can't remember that guy's name. Um ... Can - I'm just gonna do what I'm gonna do. I likedd it because um of all the funny triiiicckkks - it was so funny! (Like what?) Well, all the tricks were funny. Like, "turn around - wah! You look so handsome." And it's funny cause uh two- ok- "No, I need more time!" And also because when he says "Father"... papa... they go "wwaahhh-ehhh-ahhhh" and wobble. That's all.
Twice Upon A Time (11/06/05): Um, it was about nightmares and sweet dreams. The enemy was the nightmares. The people to defeat the nightmares were the big sweet dreams. My favorite part was the little tiny things that make the good dreams go into your head. (The figs?) Huh? (The figs?) Yes. The figs. I also liked it becausssse offff allll of the characters. I also liked it because of the dreamland. That's all. (Which characters?) All of them. (But, which? Specifically?) I don't know that. (Who was your favorite?) My favorite character was the one that looked like a flower. (Flora fauna?) Flora fauna. That. Is all.
Twin Dragons (8/30/05): I liked it because of all the fighting. I also liked it because of the two twins and also because of the ... action! That's all. (me: could to be more specific?) My favorite part was... when one of the twins jumped through a window into a car. Ok that's my one favorite part.
Twins Effect (4/2/06): It was about um well these vampire hunters they're trying to defeat this really really really strong vampire so they have these like cool weapon things I mean one side is a graveller hook like big long stretchy rope. The other side is a sword. Well, there's also like little keys to open this book and um it was also about ... like.. these two um people ... Well one of them is in love with one of the vampires and like ... mmm... tells um her that um she's that he is a vampire in a reallly funny way he goes 'hssss I'm going to suck your blood' he says and she goes 'that's not how you suck blood!' and she bites him on the neck. I liked it because that Jackie Chan was in it. Annnd because he was the doctor and he used the pill tranquilzer on the vampires and made them go crazy. I thought was funny. Well, my favorite part was when Jackie Chan made the vampires go crazy. That's all.
2001: A Space Odyssey (8/6-7/06): It was about eh a guy in space guy's in space and um th-- they need to need to figure out what was buried in the moon. Which, before that at the beginning, we saw it - its - it big gigantic rectangle ship in the old time. ye-ah. That's mostly what it's about. That's what it's about. I liked it because of the cool psychedlic! ooo. And because of the part where he's floooooating and and when he's in the airlock. That's all! (Did you understand the end?) They were aliens? yeah. They told him that they had proof that there were aliens because the big giant rectangle thing was their ship. Ok, that's all. (What was the baby?) An alien. (What was the big rectangle thingy?) A ship. (Why were there psychedlics?) I dunno. (Guess) Because they were flying into the ship? Annd there was a tear through space? Or just cause it was moving fast. Oooohh-kay. Yeah. So. (Done?) Yeeeeah.
2010 (12/20-21/06): It was about this guy who had to - they had to find more about the Monolith. Well, not just one guy, but people had to get along to get on a spacecraft to find out more about the Monolith, so something wonderful could happen. And I can't go beyond that because that's the end. um, My favorite part was when the boy was playing with the dolphins. In his house. And I liked it because um I liked it because of the end, but I cannot say that. ok! All done.
UHF (6/21/05): I liked it because the parodies. And also because in the program George got hit by a table. Also because hmm [long pause] ok forgot the also because.
The Valley Of Gwangi (12/27/05): It was about Gwangi the dinosaur who lived in the forbidden mountains. And it's cowboy versus dinosaur. Cause the cowboys travel to the forbidden mountains and capture the dinosaur Gwangi and take it to the villagae, ok, and I liked it because of the dinosaurs! which make me scared sometimes. And I liked it be-ca-auseee of the cowboys and cowgirrrllllsss and I don't know. D... D.... D... D...... Don't know. (Done?) I think so.
Vampire Hunter D (7/05-06/05): I liked Vampire Hunter D because of all the fangs and also because of Meeka
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (3/28/06): I liked it because of all the cool things like all the cool fighting! And because of Vampire Hunter D's hand - it's all so... cool! I also like it because of the VERY beginning. And my favorite part was um the girl who could make herself into Spikes. That's just coool. It's all *ping* like metal against metal. Um... I don't know anything else I could say. (It was about...) It was about Vampire Hunter D and his goal was to find the guy's daughter. That's all.
Wallace And Gromit: Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (10/4/05): I liked it because of Wallace and Gromit and because of Wallace turning into the big fuzzy bunny. I also liked it because of all the comedy. (That's a bit generic. Could you be more specific?) I also liked it because when Gromit was on the plane and they had to stop to put quarters in and the dog got out his purse with the flower on it. That's all!
War Of The Worlds (2005) (7/4/05): I liked it because goopy red stuff that came out of the ship. And because of the shiiiips and .... and... also because the aliens and also because the machines that had the aliens in them.
Weird Al Yankovic: The Compleat Al (2/13/07): It was about Weird Al's songs and how he like learned how to do songs. My favorite part was well I have two favorite parts. One was when he was all like talking about ancient astronauts and he was all like if you when you put a piece of cottage cheese on top it even looks like something from outer space and he put a scoop of cottage cheese on a record. Ha ha ha ha. ahhh. And my other favorite part - I forgot my other favorite part. (The window?) huh? (The window?) Oh yeah - when Weird Al painted the window black because everyone was leaning against it and I thought that was like so funny. That's all.
Wild Wild West (6/15/05): I liked it because the comedy and because of um the breasts, the pretend breasts. Fire. hee.
Winners And Sinners (5/29-30/06): It was about Sammo - a criminal - annnnnnnnnnd he had his friends which were also criminals and they got sent to jail because they robbed that house. I liked it because (wait - That was the beginning, but not the plot) But... that WAS what it was about (What about that briefcase?) Yeeeeah, but... it it's just that people are just chasing right after it. (Why?) Because it had fake money in it (THAT is the plot) Ok, but, now we mentioned it... So fine. So, I said, I liked it because it was funny and because it had Jackie Chan! And that's all because I don't really have a favorite part or anything. (What made it funny?) Everything! (like what?) Like their like when Jackie Chan's like "OK, little guys, go get them!" Annnd they kept on freakin out about 'em. The baby turtles. And that's all.
X-Men 3 (5/28/06): It was about um all the mutants going to this school to practice when they might be in a battle. And so they did. And one of em *snip* (plot point). (Who were the bad guys?) Magneto, Raven um.. who's that strong guy daddy? (Juggernaut?) Yeah. Cept anyway Juggernaut... um ... That spikey guy I think was on this side too. (what about one of the good guys?) Storm? (I mean a good guy gone bad) Jean. (Why?) Because the force field - the force field around her had - it made her so she had to be controlled and it broke and she got away and she *plot point* That's all for right now. (What was your favorite part?) I don't have one. (After seeing it twice??) Yeah. I don't have one. (Did you like the movie or think it was just ok?) I liked it.
Young Master (7/25/06): It was about Jackie and his brother. They did a lion dance. Jackie lost because there was a guy who pretended to hurt his leg so he could make the other team win. And there - only Jackie knew, and his brother, and his brother asked if they won or not. And uh, he said that we lost and he and then he - his brother had got thrown out. Uhhhhmmmm... My favorite part was when it lion thing was. It was so cool and funny. For some reason there was lettuce in water they had to eat. That's all.